Thursday, January 17, 2013

Fwd: Fw:b : The Haircut... - rejackh@gmail.com - Gmail

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marybell jones
8:05 PM (4 hours ago)
to me, George, Clyde, Bob, HARRY, Edith, Merlyn&Alyce, Mary, Linda, Bobbi-Paul, Tony, biker, Sam, gary
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From: Harold Roland <golfer_harold@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, Jan 17, 2013 at 5:48 PM
Subject: Fw:b : The Haircut...
To: Harold Roland <golfer_harold@yahoo.com>



 
 
This is so true and funny, too!!  


 

 
                              The Haircut.....
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you.  I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor. Nothing bad will happen, however, you must live with yourself knowing that laughter is not in your future.
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marybell jones
8:08 PM (4 hours ago)
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From: Harold Roland <golfer_harold@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, Jan 17, 2013 at 3:54 PM
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To: Harold Roland <golfer_harold@yahoo.com>





Subject: A HELPING HAND

 

 

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'
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Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Please send back, it's hilarious!!!!! My curiosity got the better of me - so here this is - rejackh@gmail.com - Gmail

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marybell jones
8:17 PM (3 hours ago)
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To: Harold Roland <golfer_harold@yahoo.com>


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Subject: Please send back, it's hilarious!!!!! My curiosity got the better of me - so here this is
 
 I am forwarding this to those on my Seniors email list because it  is so well written. Please  send back. ( I did )
It's neat. Don't delete this one, you'll  laugh when you see the return message.

As  I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of  myself.

I've become my own friend.

I have seen too many  dear friends leave this world, too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business  is it, if I choose to read, or play, on the computer, until
4  AM, or sleep until noon? 
 
I will dance with myself to those  wonderful tunes of the 50, 60 &70's, 
and if I, at the same  time, wish to weep over a lost love, I will.

I will walk  the beach, in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging
body, and I will dive into the waves, with abandon, if I choose to, despite the
pitying glances from the jet set. They, too, will  get old.

I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there  again, some of life is just as
well forgotten. And, I eventually  remember the important things.

Sure, over the years, my  heart has been broken. How can your heart not
break, when you  lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when
somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But, broken hearts are  what give us
strength, and understanding, and compassion.
                   
A heart never broken, is pristine, and sterile, and will never  know the joy of being imperfect.

I am so blessed to have  lived long enough to have my hair turning gray (which I cover up),and to have my  youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. 
 
So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their  hair
could turn silver.

As you get older, it is easier to  be positive. You care less about what
other people think.

I  don't question myself anymore. I've even earned the right to be  wrong.

So, to answer your question, I like being old. It  has set me free. I like
the person I have become. I am not going  to live forever, but while I am
still here, I will not waste  time lamenting what could have been, or worrying
about what will  be.
 
And I shall eat dessert every single day (if I feel like it).

MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP  NEVER COME APART, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S
                STRAIGHT FROM THE  HEART!
Forward this to at least 7 people,  and see what happens on your screen.
You will laugh your head  off!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

CO Sheriff: “I Will Protect Constitutional Rights…With My Dying Breath”

CO Sheriff: “I Will Protect Constitutional Rights…With My Dying Breath”


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CO Sheriff: “I Will Protect Constitutional Rights…With My Dying Breath”

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229566_t607Sheriff Ronald B. Bruce has been the Sheriff of Hinsdale County in Colorado since his election in 2007. He contacted Freedom Outpost to let us know that he stands with Sheriff Scott Berry of Georgia and will not take his business to others who will discriminate against law abiding citizens in selling semi-automatic rifles, but stated unashamedly that with his dying breath he will protect current and existing Constitutional rights of those who elected him.
Bruce has been the Sheriff of Hinsdale County for the past six years. Prior to that he served in the Arizona Department of Public Safety’s Highway Patrol. He retired as a State Trooper, having served 28 years.
Sheriff Bruce wrote to me following the story on Sheriff Berry, “I’m on board with the Georgia Sheriff. If we learn of any of our suppliers that normally sold to civilians and are now discontinuing such sales, they too have lost our business.”
That’s not all, Bruce had already taken initiative by closing an account his office had with online retailer Cheaper Than Dirt. He wrote, “We cancelled our account with Cheaper Than Dirt after they quickly almost doubled their price for .223/5.56 and .308/7.62mm ammunition. They also suspended all “assault” type firearms sales to re-evaluate their position on this…read, figure how much they could get away with in the escalation of their prices for semi-auto carbines.”
Bruce was referencing the pull of the sell of all firearms following the Sandy Hook Shooting. Cheaper Than Dirt finally opened sales back up to handguns, including semi-automatics, and rifles, but are no longer offering the semi-automatic rifles such as the AR-15. Dick’s Sporting Goods, which are way over priced if you ask me, went all out of their way to hide a page which featured a Bushmaster AR-15 “out of respect for the victims and their families” and had even suspended sales of modern rifles. Out of respect for victims and families you hide a product on your website and stop selling certain ones for a period of time? That’s not respect, it’s trying to be politically correct.
ron bruceWhile Cheaper Than Dirt has brought back the sale of handguns and shotguns, even semi-automatics in both varieties, they have not brought back semi-automatic rifles such as the AR styles they carried before. They do carry accessories and ammunition for these weapons, but they are anything but “cheap.”
Sheriff Bruce is a giving sheriff. He informed me that, “We are a very strong pro-2nd Amendment Sheriff’s Office. I and my staff are currently the only certified CHP instructors in the county and offer the classes free to any county resident.”
Bruce told Freedom Outpost that approximately 50% of the legal adult citizens in his county have obtained their concealed carry permits.
He then stated what I think should be every Sheriff’s motto,
“I have assured numerous constituents who have contacted our office since BHO’s re-election, that with my dying breath, I would protect their current/existing Constitutional Rights.”
When I contacted Sheriff Bruce back in order to confirm that I might be able to share his stand with my readers, here was his response, “Let ‘er rip Tim. I like to think I’m a man of conviction and don’t shirk my beliefs in the face of opposition.”
In my book, it is men like Sheriff Berry and Sheriff Bruce who should be held in high honor in their communities. They are the last stand against an oppressive federal government. Thank you Sheriff Bruce for your commitment to the people of Hinsdale County. May God grant you strength to continue serving well and may He raise up more men of conviction to serve other counties in our country in the same manner.
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MILLION MAN MARCH for the 2nd Amendment - YouTube

MILLION MAN MARCH for the 2nd Amendment - YouTube


MILLION MAN MARCH for the 2nd Amendment

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Jack Hotchkiss
    • Jack Hotchkiss
      Jack Hotchkiss 1 second ago
      Jack Hotchkiss said anyone from Kingman, Arizona going that I could share the cost of gas with?
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  • sacluded
    sacluded 17 hours ago
    You won't get a million people. Most of us have jobs.
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  • pcgeek86
    pcgeek86 1 day ago
    Why does this have to be on a Friday?
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  • dap24060
    dap24060 1 day ago
    That's lee greenwood singing
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  • pup9et
    pup9et 1 day ago
    where can i join this march if it happens again ?
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  • Douglas Walker
    Douglas Walker 1 day ago
    I'm seeing comments about "not going to my state capital for a problem in DC." Folks, we need to gather together, and by rallying at all state capitals we send a message, bound to be covered by the media, letting our state representatives know where we as a nation stand. From our state capitals to our state's representatives in Washington DC. It's a uphill message that will garner support and organize greater numbers. GO TO YOUR CAPITALS ON JAN 19TH, AND FEB 8TH!!!
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  • kaydurden
    kaydurden 1 day ago
    Contact the Tea Parties, their with you on the 2nd Amendment!!
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  • abaldguycreation
    abaldguycreation 1 day ago
    The problem isn't in the state capitols. It's in D. C. That's the only place it would have any impact worth the effort. I'm not going to Richmond to express support for an Amendment that my state government already supports and includes the first state attorney general that sued over Obamacare.
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  • trajiq31
    trajiq31 1 day ago
    The FB caravan is active. A couple kinks on FB's end, hope to have that resolved by tomorrow. working on the other networks now. cant post links here. It is FB group GZTE Stars and Stripes Caravans, I hope to see you there. God Speed Patriots
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