Immigration Reform, Democrat-Style
March 24, 2012 by Ben Crystal
Obama’s just making it up as he goes along. The TSA always gets their man; more or less. Lil’ Johnny Ambulance-chaser goes “pro.” And Brian Williams raises the alarm! All this — plus — the fleabaggers didn’t even put the seat down. Presented in 1080 hi-def, FOR FREE! It’s The Great Eight, from the Personal Liberty Digest™!
Ben Crystal is a 1993 graduate of Davidson College and has burned the better part of the last two decades getting over the damage done by modern-day higher education. He now lives in Savannah, Ga., where he has hosted an award-winning radio talk show and been featured as a political analyst for television. Currently a principal at Saltymoss Productions—a media company specializing in concept television and campaign production, speechwriting and media strategy—Ben has written numerous articles on the subjects of municipal authoritarianism, the economic fallacy of sin taxes and analyses of congressional abuses of power.
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Has anyone caught this montage of our beloved POTUS using the same lines when addressing different world leaders?!! Hilarious!!! Some czar’s getting ready to get an a$$ ripping! Like this idiot doesn’t realize he’s using the same lines making US all look like a bunch of self-centered pompous a$$holes!!!
http://www.whiteoutpress.com/articles/q42011/solyndra-scandal-at-the-white-house284/
http://www.whiteoutpress.com/articles/q42011/obama-at-center-of-chicago-corruption-scandal447/
Look out Bill Mahers
Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at nighwith a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the instruction ‘Stow high in transit’ on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term ‘ S.H.I.T ‘ , (Stow High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. You probably did not know the true history of this word..Neither did I. Now, aren’t I a smarty pants ???
Have a wonderful day and keep up the great work!
Where pray -tell ,would we stow Barry Husein the lawless one…
i vote for towing astern and downwind as we know, fresh **** floats.
“The TSA always gets their man; more or less.” – Absolutely!! Wheelchair bound three year olds are one of the greatest threats to our National Security since the nuclear threat from the former USSR!! Strip search everyone of them and explosives of all types and forms will be found hidden tightly within the regions of their diapers and or clothing!!
“Lil Johnny Ambulance-chaser goes “pro”. – As long as it will get his measly butt off with no more than a minimal fine to be followed by a full pardon from the prez just before he leaves office. Hmmm, sounds kinda familiar – uh, Clintonese?
COWS – Crazy Occupy Wall Streeters – are showing their finest. Wait a second. . . how much methane gas was released when they dumped all that crap?? Why, that is adding to the CO2 levels!! GLOBAL WARMING, CLIMATE CHANGE!!! THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR PLANET -TERRORISTS!!! Give me a tree!! Give me a tree!! Give me a tree!!!
She pretends to not know the structure of sentences, misspells easy words, and spells the hard ones correctly.
It is obvious that you are afraid that some body is going
to interfere with your welfare checks and food stamps.
READ THE FOLLOWING 100 TIMES, AND STFU.
“Morons are to be seen and not heard”
I think that you need to try to consistently speak more clearly and distinctly, so that your little “asides” are intelligible.
The canned laughter, incidentally, only adds to the problem. Not once have I been able to make out each and every word that you speak. Keep in mind that these weekly presentations are often listened to on tiny computer sound systems.
Gene
ps: there is nothing wrong with my hearing, and you do indeed tend to mumble sometimes.
I’ve never have a problem hearing what he’s saying, sounds good to me and funny. JustSayin…
Wait one minute sure your not Obama in disguise?
A Libtard who doesnt trust the government
That is just priceless.
The things that come out of peoples mouths .
Have a blessed day.
Nice try, though. Thanks for playing.
like conservatives will…just sayin’
mexico didn’t exist prior to the spanish invasion, the land was inhabited by the aztec’s and various other tribes who conquered each other as they grew stronger. when spain occupied that country in 1519 and it came under spanish control they named it nueva espana. so these so called mexicans claiming california and other parts of this country was taken from them is sheer speculation. the nomadic indian tribes lived on most of this land and they are the ones land was taken from by treaties.
they have no grounds coming here and claiming this land is their birthright and if they come here it should be by the legal way, not swimming the river.